"There has been one great World Championship that has eluded me since taking over the supreme directorship of HURT. This year, THIS SHALL CHANGE! It will be HURT's #1 off season goal to win the elusive Iron Maiden Trophy. Under my guidance, the teams and athletes I have been associated with have dominated the NYSSRA series points events (twice), The Prospect Mountain Hill Climb (Sufferfest), Overall NYSSRA points champion, Multiple NYSSRA age group champions, the World Ping Pong Championships (WCPP) and the World Elk Calling Championships. However, The IMT has always found a way to slip from my grasp. As your supreme nordic overlord it is my wish, nay....demand, that you work each day on the befuddling bike-to-rollerski transition in preparation for this year's IMT. It is a mere two months away and look for HURT to bring a deep contingent to battle with the deep Peru legion in the heart of their kingdom of doom."
This is about HURT vs. Peru
about Good vs. Evil
about man against man
and woman against woman.
The Countdown is on to a July to remember. Make your calendar for the upcoming HURT junior training camp at West Mountain followed by the Peru Nordic Iron Maiden Triathlon.
It's the "Rumpus amongst US"!
The Director at the World Elk Calling Championships
