We here at the HRT news room bring you the following news updates from HURT base camp for the following news reports on the news that is making the news headlines ....
1) Wednesday saw stalwart skiers gather in CP for a wet and rainy double pole in Clifton Park. Yarsevich, Kvam and the Huneck men teamed up for some solid base work on the gradual terrain surrounding CP's suburban jungle. This is the second week in a row Austin has joined the aging veterans. His J2 compadres had best be warned.
2) HURT has launched HURT Velo as way to bring cycling into focus as off-season training. Join HURT members for posted rides on the Team Schedule and keep updated as HURT athletes compete in road races, cyclocross events, MTB rides and tri events. If you are newly interested in HURT join us for a bike ride and see perhaps in time be brainwashed into strapping rollerskis to your legs.
3) HRT news room picked up a story printed on tuesday edition of al jazeera...It appears that HURT Director Aaron Huneck has claimed responsibility for an attack on a unnamed Peru Nordic skier. The Al Jazeera report indicates that a bird of prey was used to wound said skier while he was isolated on a training mission. After some intense investigative reporting it turns out said bird of prey was confirmed as the same bird of prey that until recently lived in the tree behind the Huneck residence. Upon further review of old photo documentation taken by HRT journalists it appears there is evidence that said bird of prey is in fact close to the nordic team director.
When asked about the relationship the Director said:
"The actions of the bird were totally free from any directive from me. We chatted about how Peru could be working toward a big comeback after last season, but other than that....I didn't do nothing ever not not ever nothing anything."
We'll see if league sanctions are levied on the team.
Thursday, May 20, 2010
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Gosh,(a) hawk?
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